do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
Imagine Teddy getting a howler from Tonks and he starts to freak out but when he opens it, it’s like
TEDDY GUESS WHAT, THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COMING TO TOWN. PACK YOUR THINGS, SON, I ALREADY TALKED TO MCGONAGALL AND SHE SAID IT’S COOL. MERLIN’S PANTS I’M SO EXCITED. DON’T TELL ANYONE OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T TELL DAD EITHER. OH FUCK, IS THIS A HOWLER? I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP.
And Remus at the teachers table covering his face to hide his laughter.
john watson would be the kind of guy who would accidentally post a picture of his cock on his facebook wall instead of in a private message and then he’d comment on the picture over and over, “HOW DO I DELETE THIS?? I WASN’T SUPPOSED TO POST THIS HERE. THIS IS PRIVATE. PLEASE HELP, HARRY DON’T LOOK”
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