hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

iamaproudsuperwholockian:

counting-to-one-hundred:

APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” 

REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” 

WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

Are we?

yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

The problems of writing

agent257:

pitchblack-the-nightmare-king:

• Having a Beginning
• Having an Ending
• But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
• HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
• WHAT IS A PLOT
• WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
• WHAT IS WRITING

And most importantly:

• HOW DO I TITLE

bepeu:

reason i want to be dog

• cute
• fluffy
• sleep a lot
• no exam s

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

googlehomo:

I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it